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When Celebrities Get Into Freight

Kaja Kusińska · February 14, 2025 · 1 min read


When Celebrities Get Into Freight
  1. When you go from being on a ship to working at an office.

When Celebrities Get Into Freight

In the words of Jack Sparrow, "Why fight when you can negotiate?”

  1. First of all, clean your screen.

When Celebrities Get Into Freight

Second of all, maybe you should buy some Old Spice on the way there.

  1. Putting the 'work' in 'workout'.

When Celebrities Get Into Freight

Because who said you can't multitask?

  1. Everything? 🤔

When Celebrities Get Into Freight

In that case, let's start with Lady Gaga's Abracadabra, from today's Top 10 list.

  1. It's 007 calling 📞.

When Celebrities Get Into Freight

He wants his load delivered to Memphis.

  1. Bend it Like Beckham...

When Celebrities Get Into Freight

But make it a 'no pallet exchange, no touch' load.

  1. When worlds collide...

When Celebrities Get Into Freight

and businessmen morph into superheroes.

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